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Wednesday, August 30, 2006


!!!
What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!
The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good. ..
The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee. ....
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.....
The Israeli will: (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese. (2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure. (3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of usinggerm-weapons.(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights. (5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee. (6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip. (7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians. (8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee. (9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century. (10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation!!!

posted by eman
9:26 AM

3 Comments:

Blogger Karin said...

Thanks so much Eman - I knew that already but on reaing it again, I had to chuckle! It sounds funny .. but there's a grain of truth in it - no doubt!
How are you doing dear friend? I care about you ALL soooooooooo much!!

12:56 AM  
Blogger S H A R I F O said...

True..True
hehehehehehehehehehe...i like this one and as Karin said..It's funny but at the same time true and cruel,this is their mentality !!
Good post Eman :)

12:25 AM  
Blogger eman said...

Karin: thanks alot dear friend,,im fine how are you?:)
yes it's funny i just want to feel it's funny...
Sharifo: hehe shokran.
co'simo: it's true they have their game working good for them, reminding ppl with history while making one themselves,,
thank you my friend:)
Nate: what can you say about your visit to israel with all what was going on??? hope you are fine back in USA :). i hope you do understand that the UN was unfair with accepting the idea of the Israeli attacks itself on Lebanon coz i don't believe it was justified and i hope you don't as well.
...

11:07 AM  

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